“Labor Day?! I thought you said ‘Labrador day’!”
In honor of “Labrador day” here are some paw-sitively hilarious jokes that we wanted to share with you. They’ll have you rolling with your pup!
What do dogs and cell phones have in common?
They both have collar IDs!
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call a dog magician?
Which dog breed chases anything red?
What’s a dog’s favorite instrument?
What do you call a dog in the winter?
Where did the dog leave his car?
In the barking lot!
What’s a dog’s favorite kind of pizza?
What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator?
A friend you can count on!
Why are dogs terrible dancers?
They have two left feet!
What kind of dog takes a bath every day?
Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?
She kept seeing spots!
What happens when you cross a dog with a telephone?
You get a golden receiver!
What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
What do you get when you cross a herding dog with a rose?
Why do dogs love conjunctions?
They just love buts!
What do scientist’s dogs do with their bones?
What type of market do dogs avoid?
A flea market!
Here’s one for all you cat lovers out there:
What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?